How long does my order take to ship?

Processing may take up to 7 days. Listen friends, I want to get my goods on your front porch as fast as possible, but sometimes, I’ve gotta catch up and make things just for you. Bear with me, I’m middle-aged and can’t handle the inter-webs. Y’all know this.

Do you offer International Shipping?

Hell no. I can barely remember to buy dog food and chicken feed.

What is your return policy? 

Poop happens. Let’s work it out. Just know I’m a left-handed OCD person who has attempted to get my hand-crafted goods in your hands. I’ve done my best. In the event that the USPS has screwed us over, we’ll figure it out.